The iPad

The iPad

It s glowing screen

Sends shivers down my spine

Oh enchanting iPad

Let me make you mine!

With an aquamarine case

And apps sublime

I patiently sit and

Wait for the time

When I can sneak up

With my teeth gnarling

And get set to

Own you, my darling

Oh what I’d do

To get my paws on you

And spend hours on end


On the newest Apple trend

You are mine

There is no other

But when it’s time to part

I think ‘stuff and bother!’

The pesky sisters two*

Are unaware of my devotion

To you

But what can’t be helped

Can’t be helped

And what can be felt

Can be felt

So I ask you

iPad, my love

Can you by the grace

Of the Lord above

Feel my heart

Throbbing, throbbing

My whole body

Sobbing, sobbing

My mind

Mobbing, mobbing

For you??


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